Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Bitches



Dogs in the city. mmm... In addition to the fragrant little presents left on the sidewalk and the track, I too, appreciate when their owners let these dogs run free. To them, I'm a fun little game. Here I come running along the track. doot dooh doot. Just minding my own business. When out of NOWHERE this bitch comes running up behind me...like I'm asking her to chase ME. I turn around and the owner is chuckling. Oh, this is funny. You might think I'm laughing...but this is me hyperventilating. So, please, put your dog on a leash. Or the next time, I'm going to be the bee-atch.