Nothing says "serious situation" quite like a segway security guard. Really? Just not intimidating at all. While on location for a project earlier last month we were getting some b-roll shots for the segment. Out of nowhere rolls up this guy trying to look tough.
Paul Blart: zzzzzzztttttt... "You about done?"
Me: Geeze...where did you come from? I giggle a little self consciously.
Paul Blart: Something funny, miss? Do you two work here?
Me: Ummm...no. Do you? We were just leaving "OFFICER"
Paul Blart: Make sure you do. zzzzzzzzttttttt.....and off he goes...