Real conversation with a North Carolina Symphony caller.
Young Man: Hello. We are calling to raise money for the North Carolina Symphony.
My mom: I'm sorry, I've already blown my wad.
Young Man: long silence...ooohh..Um...thank you, then.
MOM! NO! You DON'T know what that means! She could not understand why we were all laughing ourselves to tears. You should have seen her face when I told her what that meant. We only hope this call was recorded for quality control.
My Mom...priceless! Our apologies to the NC Symphony.